Harry Potter--A near perfect new god. Okay. Whatever. Just read the damn post.

Numero tres:

First things first, just asked Noah how school was. His response was, "Good. NO! WAIT! WAIT! WHAT DID YOU ASK? NO!"

Haha. Love it.

So the third thing about my life. It's the thing that really pushes my life past mildly amusing and into hilariously gut-busting.

I am a very strange person.

I never pretend that this isn't true. Ever. I spend my time with a wide-spread group of friends who are easily just as strange as I am. For many reasons. My good friend Mary bought me a squid hat for my birthday (if you're wondering what a squid hat is, it's a large fleece hat that rises a foot and a half above my head with tentacles falling from the sides and big bulgy eyes coming out the top). Yes, a SQUID hat. About 80% of all conversations with my boyfriend David eventually fade into anything that concerns Harry Potter. As it is with many of my other friends meaning that anyone who doesn't like Harry Potter generally has a pretty difficult time fitting in with us because we have so many debates about "Snape's reasoning for staring into Harry's eyes." *SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL YOU "HP FANS" WHO STILL HAVEN'T READ THE SEVENTH BOOK: (fake HP fans in my personal opinion. I mean...what?) Snape's looking into Lily's eyes. COUGH.

So, yes. I'm a character. Point proven. Accept it now or never enjoy reading my goofy posts again.

Another large portion of my time is devoted to watching this bizarre dub-over of the Sorcerer's Stone. I nearly pee myself every time. Check this shit out, bitches. (However, if you aren't as strange as I am, I do not condone your viewing of this video. If you are not going to appreciate it, then don't watch it.)

HARRY POTTER--THE NEAR PERFECT NEW GOD

Watch the "Dear Reader, Wizard People" series and prepare to be amazed.

I showed my athletic cousins this video and the conversation went a little like this.

Tricia (a skinny tan girl who plays varsity soccer): "Um. Wait, what did he just say?"
Me: He's talking about the boy holding the quaffle. Calling him the "ugliest boy in the world" it's because the boy is in Slytherin.
Tricia: (said with a particularly stuck-up tone) What's Slytherin?

Okay, die. My heart skipped a beat when she said that. To not know such simple information, the thought of it makes my skin crawl. Tisk, tisk. But yeah, now you know I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd.

And that's to say nothing of my obsession with Nancy Drew. The games, not the books.

I mean...WHAT?

No, LOLJK. I really do love Nancy Drew games. But in the spirit of sharing youtube videos, watch this video and just try and pretend that it doesn't make you want to pee yourself. In a bad way this time, not a good way.

HOLY SHIT. WHY IS THIS ASIAN CHICK COMING FOR ME?!

So basically, if you don't want to pee yourself. Don't watch these videos.

Haha. Just kidding. Maybe that's just me. ;]