"But I don't want to draw anymore penises!"

Ha. Haha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

LAWLZ. <3

My roommate left for the weekend and Alyssa, Chelsea, Mike and I took it upon ourselves to draw over 100 penises on notebook paper and hide them around the room. These things included a "Welcome Back" sign drawn entirely with penises, 30 or so under the covers of her bed, one in the microwave, one in the fridge, one with all the "Full House" characters, one with a bow for Christmas, one over a picture of her grandmother, one in hot chocolate, one in the Harry Potter DVD and finally one on the movie "Seven Pounds" which was rewritten to be "Seven Penises".

LOL. <:D

I really did write a pros and cons list. Jagganath came out on top in the end. But that doesn't mean that THAT'S gonna happen.

Incidentally, I discovered that my friends suck. It turns out that this certain person has actually been crushing on me the whole time, even though I spent a week assuming I was a manipulative slutty bitch. This was a complete lie. He did like me. The whole time. No one told me. So now I've just CONVINCED myself I'm a bitch.

Real special.

Meh.

Jagganath is always around when I'm blogging and he's usually near me. He's come to known blogging as a "vagina thing" because I told him only girls can see it. In reality, he just can't see it. Haha.

Hah.

I jumped up nearly twenty times last night, rolled onto my butt, my back erect and my eyes wide. "It's Sunday!" I exclaimed, staring across the room at Meg. Meg rolled her eyes, nearly every time.

"I know Kellsey, I know!" She then rolled over and went back to sleep. I couldn't decide if she actually thought I was annoying or not.

So here's to not creating tragic situations this week!

:DDDDDD